off she goes — dump

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true very true

tbh isa probably snitches on him like "MOM LUKAS FLIPPED ME OFF NOW WHOOP HIS ASS"

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okay but little lukas: as a child, lukas used to sit at his father's desk and write memos in crayon, pretending to be the head of the institute. he was so good and pure!!!

lukas is just like "you have no proof that i did anything!!!"

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omg lukas was such an adorable child!!
then there's isa, who went around terrorizing people with her jump rope and sheer tenacity

i: yOu HaVe No pRoOF -- lukas shut up you totally did now mom kick his ass

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now lukas is like the complete opposite
he is sensitive, and his whole family looks out for him

hc: okay mama trueblood literally hates when her children curse but lukas literally has the worst mouth on him. he curses in every other sentence i swear.

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lukas my sensitive, suppressed son :,(

another hc: isa probably tried to start a swear jar but lukas shot it with an arrow and that was the end of that

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yeah that sounds like him alright

isa has swear jar with lukas' name on it and it was nice and set and everything! but the next thing she knows is an arrow has shattered the jar and lukas is looking pissed.

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isa would be so mad like "lukas alexander trueblood i made this jar all pretty just for you, like i learned calligraphy and everything and yet you destroy it!! this is why we can't have nice things!!"

writing heterosexual smut is so,, tiring,,, so taxing,,, like it's just me trying to find different poetic ways of saying "he stuck his willy wang in her hoo hah wHoA"
i'm never doing this again so [member=3]bons[/member] be grateful

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lukas would just mock her and be like "ThiS iS WhY wE CAn'T HaVE NiCe ThInGs lUkAS!!" but honestly he does feel a bit bad about destroying her stuff later because it looks like she did put some time into it

I'M YELLING FUENTES WHAT ARE YOU DOING
WHAT SINS ARE YOU COMMITTING

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their whole relationship is them doing shit to piss the other one off then feeling super bad about it later

fam,,, i'm committing at least 8 at this point, if not all of them
and all for a goddamn moodboard what the hell is wrong with me

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that sounds like the trueblood siblings to me
i will actually finish lukas' bio tonight i am Determined

now that's what i call Dedication