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[dannychan]

joseph ran a hand through his pale blonde hair, blue eyes closing briefly. "well, my wife locked me out, i don't have my keys, and just.. two of my kids are missing. i'm tired and i just want to go to bed but then all of this shhh- stuff.. happens." the youth group leader sighed a bit shakily.

[peridot.]

He blinked and frowned, saying quietly as he tilted his head, "Well, uh, I can't help with those first two things, but I can try helping you find your kids."

[dannychan]

he sighed softly. "thank you, robert.. they couldn't have gone far, right? i mean, they're little kids.. but that means they can run farther.." he said and looked around. "ok, if i were my kids, where would i go.. woods probably.."

[peridot.]

"Alright, let's head off that way then. And, uh, they could've gotten pretty far. Kids bolt incredibly quick." He said as he started to lead the way towards the woods, sighing a little bit.

[dannychan]

he sighed. "you can tell me that again... if they are in the woods, they're so grounded.." he said a bit absently and started walking to the only place that actually had woods in this town- the park.

[peridot.]

"Oh yes, I'm so sure that they'll be really worried about being grounded." He said with a little smirk as he continued to walk towards the park, shaking his head, "I'm sure they won't run off if they're grounded."

[dannychan]

he scowled, narrowing his eyes at the ground. "what is it about you that mary likes so much?" he snapped. "she's rather be with you than her own husband, and it.. gah whatever. don't answer that.."

[peridot.]

"Well, it's not like I'm interested in Mary in any bad way, so at least you don't have to worry about that." He said, shrugging a little bit and sighing, "Honestly I don't know what's going on with her. She's just my friend and.. you're not supposed to abandon friends ,even when they're doing crazy shit."

[dannychan]

[align=center][div style="width: 350px; text-align: justify; line-height: -1%; color: black"]it was a perfectly normal afternoon- joseph was chasing his twins around, while his eldest son was sat in the kitchen watching to, and his youngest slept in her crib. the twins were an absolute nightmare, and poor joseph was all alone during it. what made them so bad? they had found the secret candy stash. where was his bitch wife during all of this? getting drunk and flirting with every man that wasnt him. he had looked away from his kids for two seconds, and suddenly they were just gone. no where to be seen. "oh jesus on a bike!" he said and looked to the front door, which was wide open. he rushed outside, sighing. "christie? christian? come on out, kiddos, you've had your fun!" he called, not even noticing mary and her best drinking buddy walking towards them. "what the hell are you shouting about?" mary called. joseph looked at her. "well, dear, oh love of my life," he hissed, "while you were getting drunk off your behind, i was trying to watch the kids, and christie and christian got into your candy stash, and they wouldn't stop running around, and i couldn't catch them, they ran out the door, and now i can't find them!" he snapped.ary scoffed, moving past her husband. "not my damned problem." she grunted. "mary!" joseph exclaimed, watching her slam the door and lock it behind her. he felt in his pocket for his keys before groaning and rubbing his face.

[peridot.]

hhh,, I really don't have muse for this

Robert had happened to be walking past when he heard the door slam, and he looked over, raising an eyebrow as he saw Joseph. He frowned and walked over, saying quietly as he eyed the house, "Joseph? What the hell is going on?"