HAWAII KIDS // private plotting

[oddi]

hi pls plot with my baby lafayette that i totally didnt make just for this uhh

here u are!!

[paddy]

oddi okay i feel like she'd be a bit wary of him?? like the whole lone wolf and whole "i hate everyone" thing would kind of put her off tbh. i feel like she wouldn't really like him too much because of that? like she's a really instinctual person and would probably go off her first impression of him. again, she's just be lowkey scared of him and probably try to hide behind someone or avoid eye contact or something when he's near. she'd totally relate to his whole divorced parents thing, though, and i can see her looking past her fear of him and pig out on candy with him if there's some around haH

[fuentes]

[align=center][div style="0px; width:400px; height:auto; text-align: justify; font-size: 9pt; line-height:13px;"]paddy that's so fucking cute omg, like i would be so down to see how that would even pan out. jason for sure wants to be friends with her but he doesn't want to move things too fast so he just sits back, and i can for sure see that causing some Angst™

oddi hc: everytime jason throws laf he screams "yEET" at the top of his lungs as a warning sign that he's about to throw a whole ass person

jason would totally do this to laf just to annoy him

[paddy]

yes fue okay and lilo being lilo i could 110% see her causing Drama™ because she's so impulsive and argumentative and the first words she'd ever speak to him would probably be something like "do you not want to talk to me because you hate me" or something like that because she is Problematic™™ and would end up getting offended and be angry at him for like an entire day smh what an extra hoe?? these two would actually be such good friends but it would take three years four fist fights and seven deals with the devil for lilo to start actually trying bc she's literally intimidated by him rip

[fuentes]

[align=center][div style="0px; width:400px; height:auto; text-align: justify; font-size: 9pt; line-height:13px;"]lilo: ok i get it you fucking hate like it's super obvious and everyone knows it so just stop being a dick about it and admit it you asshole
jason:


anytime she does speak to him i can see him getting really excited at first because he thinks she's finally ready to be friends with him but then when she starts going off on him he's so shook, like he was actually ready to hug it out but instead she fired his ass up and he just was not ready at all.
but after a while they would definitely be really good friends
idk about fist fights, though, because tbh they'd just be lilo punching him while he just sits there and takes it

[finny.]

anyone wanna plot with my girls more?

[paddy]

fue lilo: will you just stop like okay i get it you hate me we can all see it you don't have to be such a bitch about it okay i get WE GET IT u can just leave now??
jason:


oh my gosh yes shajdksks i feel bad for poor jason what a champ putting up with her shit
honestly yeah i can definitely see someone being like "he....he doesnt hate u lilo" and shes like "bitch what" and is Enlightenedâ„¢ and probably awkwardly hugs him to make up for smoking his ass like that for no reason

sure finny! i think i replied to your post a little back

[fuentes]

[align=center][div style="0px; width:400px; height:auto; text-align: justify; font-size: 9pt; line-height:13px;"]paddy every time lilo goes off on him jason is literally the white guy blinking gif because he totally knew it was coming but he was still hoping she finally stopped hating him yIkES
jason has to put up so many Angry Short People i feel so bad for my man. but when lilo finally did come around, he would be so happy like he would be preparing himself for the roast of his life and then she hugs him and he's just Shooketh
he'd definitely give her a bear hug and she'd be like "um,, one step at a time"

got any more plot ideas for jason and the girls?

[paddy]

fue hnddjjdks oh my god tRuE
poor man is going through all this he deserves better
justice for jason 2k17
oh my go d yes
"pls just,,, give it a week ok"
i can see them shitting on others in hawaiian together or like,, idk just doing dumb shit

any more plots for lilo?

[fuentes]

[align=center][div style="0px; width:400px; height:auto; text-align: justify; font-size: 9pt; line-height:13px;"]paddy "justice for jason" i'm here for it!! laf is always trying to square up, maya's roasting him 24/7, and he can't even open his mouth without lilo going "shUT YOUR ASS UP YOU RUDE ASS BITCH"
smh jason deserves better than this
i can see that & jason getting super drunk and the whole time lilo's just watching him wondering if he's some kind of Alcohol Godâ„¢