STORYTIMEâ„¢

[bubba]

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[align=left]STORYTIMEâ„¢ ･ﾟ✧ ☾

[i][b]――― ENJOY MY PAIN

Seeing how a lot of weird crap happens to me, I've decided to make a Storytimeâ„¢ for everyone to enjoy my struggles.

This is mainly for [member=160]WHIRLY[/member]  but everyone's welcome

Code:

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[MarMar]

sits down and listens

[Shadow]

throws my frail body in here

[bubba]

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[align=left]story #1 ･ﾟ✧ ☾

[i][b]――― driving

lmao not anymore mei
Alright. So I was driving home from dropping my little bro off at practice and my dog was in the car with me. Now, picture me with this giant marshmellow in a friggin minivan flying down the backroads with the radio blaring with me jamming the fuck out like no one's business. There's this light coming up. There's a few cars on the road but not close enough for me to worry about someone seeing me. Even if I did get close, everyone stares at my dog so it's fine. So I pull up to this light (which has turned red) with my windows down and I'm just going at it with Adele when I notice someone pull up next to me and there's this chick, juST StarING aT ME LikE I LoST My miND. There's like two seconds of awkward eye contact before she just loses it. Mind you, I have no idea how long they were next to me but Theo (the dog) was also losing his shit at a dog walking nearby and it was a hot mess. Anyways, the light changes and they pull away as I sit there thinking about my life choices with this cloud of fluff losing his mind next to me. I DIDN'T KNOW THEM THOUGH SO IT WAS FINE.

[dame]

sits down bc Bubba's a bab

[MarMar]

ew

[bubba]

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[align=left]story #2 ･ﾟ✧ ☾

[i][b]――― Mustache of Death

I'm a Link Crew Leader and a few weeks ago I had to spend a day helping my lil freshies get use to high school. To make things fun my partner and I decided to dress up as a biker gang. My partner bought mustaches so naturally I put one on and I forgot about it for an hour or two. Naturally, the damn thing started to itch so I rubbed at my upper lip in confusion bc im an idiot an forgot and end I almost died. This cheap ass friggin mustache decided to shed and I breathed in the fibers only to end up coughing like I caught the Black Plague.

And that's the story of how I almost died in front of a herd of freshmen.

[dame]

best way to go, right?

[mutt]

what a memeâ„¢