the mini fucked up avengers : human au plotting

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y'all already kno what the fuck goin on

what we have so far:
- stone (whose human au name is tbd pls give me ideas) works fulltime at a nursing home and volunteers at daycare centers. is mad thicc because he does nothing but squats and is the baddie of the family. hollow would probably be jealous of his ass if she didn't love him so much. owns a snake with a ridiculous human name who he loves so very much.
- pale (idk his human name man) works as a special ed teacher or just regular teacher. wanted to join the army as a kid but flopped but it's ok bc his family loves him. has two (2) dogs i think but anyways that's my baby
- hollow (haley) has a job that idk atm but she does mma, she has a chincilla, and she kicked stone's ass once but took him out for ice cream after so he wouldn't cry

[hollowpaw]

stone's name should be pierre because that means rock except it sounds cool
also, hollow works in the air traffic control tower as an operator at the chicago airport. )

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pierre could work as a middle name,,, but idk
pick some from here and lmk which ones y'all like

that's so cute oh my gOd

also,, what's their last name??

[Asyli]

i like sebastian a lot? then again, that's super biased because Sebastian is my top favorite name.
and also just the nickname seb or sebby is really cute
steven and stephen are nice too fucK
stonewall or stone

i have no ideas for pale. i mean, outside of pallstin
but maybe something like paladin, palin
palani? which is the hawaiian equivalent of frank "frenchman or free man"
palash?

also! pale as Three dogs and one of them is his seeing eye dog :C
the other two are probably big dogs who think they're lapdogs and he rescued the two and he Adores them
also,,, he's probably? had both surgeries? considering he's trans i like the idea of him being extremely confident and already having done everything that would make him comfortable in his own body

palmer anima farrier

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ok stop now i like sebastian!
the options:
syrus pierre farrier
sebastian pierre farrier


palmer, parker, payton, and percy(!!) could work too