GET TURN UP / OPEN, EVENT + KARAOKE NIGHT

[shizuknya]

[align=center][div style="background:transparent;width:440px;text-align:justify;font-family:verdana;font-size:8.5pt;line-height:120%;color:black;"]He had to set up karaoke night. It was his idea and he did enjoy singing karaoke as well as getting drunk off his ass. It always made it more fun; even if in the morning he'd be paying the consequence for drinking til he lost control. The canid had dragged out a machine and tv on a cart. Wires were connected to the screen and microphones. There were multitudes of different alcohol in a cooler nearby but also caprisuns for the kids because he was a responsible adult. Though, he was already drunk off his ass. He had been drinking over the course of time he spent setting everything up. And it seemed he was the first to sing now. His words were slurred now and he began to scream about to lyrics to Come On Eileen by Midnight Dexys Runners because it was the sappiest thing he could think of. "H-hey, thisss- this is for my boyssss; Guz and Grunttttt~" Once more his words were extremely slurred as he sang. Then it got to the chorus and he belted out, "COME ON EILEEN! Oh, I swear what he means! Aah, come on let's take off everything; that pretty red dress. Eileen, tell him yes. Aah, come on let's- Aah, come on Eileen!" The next part of the chorus, though, he replaced the name "Eileen" with Guzma or Grunt A, once even both.

"Come on Guzma, too-loo-rye-aye. Come on Grunt A, too-loo-rye-aye. Now you're full grown. Now you have shown. Oh, GuzmaAndGrunt"
[spoiler=the good, the bad, and the dirty / updated 1/31]GENERAL INFORMATION / BIOGRAPHY
& Kukui / Keeks, Kiki[only Guzma can call him these]
& Bisexual / Cisgender male / He/Him
& 10 months / Unknown birthday / Undecided ageing ratio
& Warrior of Riverclan / [past title] Pokemon Professor Kukui

RELATIONSHIPS / ROMANCE NOTES / ½ ⅓ ¼ ⅕ ⅛
& Single / Not not looking / One crush, one possible crush
& NPC x NPC / Generation one
& No apprentice / Closed for apprentice
& ½ Darkparadise [OTP: Guzma + Kukui] / ⅓ ?? [OT3: Kukui + Grunt + Guzma]
& Takes care of Cole

APPEARANCE / REFERENCE. / STATUS / HEALTHY [95%]
& A brown german shepherd, very muscular
& Very tall and towers over most
& Brown fur w/ black muzzle, ears, and tall w/ green eyes
& Wears whatever canon Professor Kukui wears [click]
  — INJURIES/ILLNESSES: N/A

PERSONALITY
& Makes silly puns, out there and loud
& Very enthusiastic; emphasized by how much he says 'woo!'
& Childish but can get serious when need be
& Has seemingly high self-confidence
& Strong willed, helpful and can assist those in need
& The Uncle™ to everybody, intelligent,passionate
  — DISORDERS: N/A

COMBAT & INTERACTION
& Difficult physical difficulty | Medium mental difficulty
& Strong and tall, hard to knock down
& All nonviolent, friendly and/or peaceful actions can be powerplayed.
& To engage in combat, attack using bold #33cc88 or bold underlined.
& Tag template © JAWS[/spoiler]

[jaws]

[align=center][div style="background=transparent; borderwidth=0px; bordercolor=; width: auto; font-size: 8.6pt; font-family:verdana; text-align:justify; line-height: 1.4; width: 500px"]Guzma isn't sure what's worse: the singing, the drunkenness, or the fact that the lyrics had been changed to include both his and Grunt's names.

This.. is not the Professor's most attractive moment, if Guzma's being honest. Far from it, in fact, and the spitz isn't actually sure what Kukui is trying to achieve. Perhaps he just supposed that a karaoke night would be something that everyone would enjoy, but he clearly wasn't thinking when he decided to get absolutely hammered and slur out a horrific parody of that song. Guzma won't dare say that he doesn't find this amusing, because in some way, he does, but the disgruntled confusion somehow manages to bury any thoughts of blackmailing Kukui about this later for long enough for his jaw to slacken and eyes to widen in an unmistakeable expression of shock.

Then, of course, he composes himself, even if Kukui doesn't seem as though he'll be able to remember Guzma's horror in the morning, and furrows his brow. Blackmail. Think blackmail. It's hard, though, because he's still largely distracted by what's actually happening. Kukui. Drunk. Singing Come On Eileen and replacing 'Eileen' with Guzma and Grunt. Microphones. A TV. A cooler that probably contains alcohol—

He approaches it with the intent of drowning this memory in booze (he's pretty alright when he's drunk, unlike that moron up there), taking advantage of Kukui's passionate rendition to steal a bottle. For some reason, the essential 'good guys' never took kindly to him drinking, so this is the perfect time to kiss his old habits hello again. Besides, it's not as though anybody will judge him; if this was their.. enemy.. something or other.. ex-friend screeching about them and their former minion, he imagines they'd be quite uncomfortable, too. And that's exactly what this is: uncomfortable. Guzma can't tear his eyes away.
[spoiler=were you taken by my charm? well, it was all bullshit]GENERAL INFORMATION / PINTEREST BOARD / BIOGRAPHY
& Guzmania / "Guzma" / Once went by Roach / Real name unknown
& Undisclosed sexuality / Assumed male pref. / DFAB Male [He/him]
& Unknown age; adult / Unknown birthday / Undecided ageing ratio
& Warrior of RiverClan / [Pseudo-honorary] Boss of Team Skull

RELATIONSHIPS / ROMANCE NOTES / ½ ⅓ ¼ ⅕ ⅛
& Single / Not not looking / One crush, one maybe crush.
& NPC x NPC [Ran away from home; self-exiled] / Generation one
& No apprentice [sorta open-ish?] / Separated from his Pokémon.
& ½ Darkparadise [OTP: Kukui] / ⅓ ? ? ? [OT3: Kukui & Grunt A]

APPEARANCE / REFERENCE. / STATUS / WEAKENED [65%]
& A Japaneze Spitz; pretty damn small, but still somehow gangly.
& Not at all lean or muscular. Unimpressive; kinda unfit and scrawny.
& White fur, somewhat fluffy to the touch. Dark grey, almost-black eyes.
& Dark circles beneath eyes; purple 'eyeshadow' highlighting them.
& Always wears a pair of crooked yellow sunglasses on his head. [see ref]
& DOES NOT WEAR the golden chain necklace seen in the reference.
& Always wears a jacket; Skull Logo crossed out with red duct tape. [see ref]
  — INJURIES/ILLNESSES: Unfit due to lifestyle.

PERSONALITY / BEWARE THE SILLY ONES / A. / B. / C. / D.
& Both hot-tempered and incredibly laid back. A bit of a fast food junkie.
& Seemingly fearless. Likely either insane, bluffing, or both. Street smart.
& A shit-talking guy with an inferiority complex. Falsely brash + confident.
& Ego is seemingly through the roof, but he's a nice guy. Extremely loyal.
& Hates being beaten; always needs to prove himself. Meets trials equally.
& Destruction personified. King of underdogs. Supports conflict/rebellion.
  — DISORDERS: Hears voices, likely has depression and/or anxiety.
None are diagnosed; high-functioning.

COMBAT & INTERACTION / AUTHORITY EQUALS ASSKICKING
& Easy-ish physical difficulty | Medium mental difficulty | Stupidly durable.
& Despite apparent weakness, is very difficult to defeat. Hits fast and hard.
& All nonviolent, friendly and/or peaceful actions can be powerplayed.
& To engage in combat, attack using bold black or bold underlined.[/spoiler]